charles: are you watching Arthur? what are you, five?
me: first of all fuck off

a list of my dad’s strong opinions :

- fuck orcas, they’re not even real whales -too many free willy movies -fuck kale. what do i do with it drink it? smoke it?? -don’t call something pink when you mean peach or salmon

dances to back that ass up until my legs give out

im preparing

this is a real music vide o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1I75OrIJSk

hey im tyrone and i have three head mates currently which are KARKAT VANTAS sasuke uchiha and joseph kony.

finally gonna sit down and eat in like 10 minutes

I’m ruining everything around me I feel like such a waste of space

ppl in their 30’s format their Facebook messages like work emails